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i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake
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This is a Venn diagram.
OH LOOK THERE’S NO OVERLAP
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what kind of drugs does a duck do?
don’t do it
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